7 Marvelous Student Stories About How Dumb Your Love Can Be And That’s Hilarious!

3 years ago



In one of our previous posts, the Typical Student team already shared with you 5 side-splitting stories that show how dumb your love can be. Would you like to read more? In this case, stay tuned! Here are 7 more funny stories about people who are, you know, just not the smartest dudes.


#1 Mess





One time my husband called me at work, "Babe, you're gonna be mad, I made a mess but don't worry I'll fix it!" I didn't even ask, just sighed, because he is basically Lucy from I Love Lucy. When I got home a little bit later it was to a living room COVERED in gray powder, my husband completely filthy with a trash bag and broom and a super panicked look on his face. Turned out he'd decided to help around the house and wanted to clean the fireplace, he'd just decided the best way to do it would be to stand in front of it with a trash bag and use the leaf blower to blow the ashes in.


Spoiler - that doesn't work. I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I laughed my ass off and it's still one of my favorite weird things he's done.


#2 Tree





I asked him to plant a baby tree in the back garden. The next day I saw it and thought it looked strange. Walked up and it had been planted upside down. He thought the roots were tiny limp branches. Laughed for days


#3 Ex





Now ex-girlfriend from high school. Her power had gone out in the neighboring town. She called crying saying she had so much homework to complete. I said to drive to my house since I still had power. She yelled at me saying “how dare you to attempt to get me to drive! How do you expect me to do that... my headlights won’t work!”


It didn’t last much longer after that.


#4 Starts





My boyfriend as we were looking up at the beautiful night sky.


"Wow, there's so much we don't know about the universe. Like where the stars go during the day. Are they still there? If not, where do they go?".


He was dead serious.


#5 Olympics





My eldest child was born in December 2004. This was the year that we found out that London had won the bid for the 2012 Olympics.


It was announced that children born on 20/12 would get free entry to the Olympics.


“But what if they’re not any good at sports?”


I had to gently explain that it was free entry to watch the Olympics.


#6 Car





We were sitting on a bus in the middle of heavy rush hour traffic. I'm kind of a car geek, so I spotted a mint condition 1970s classic Mustang.


I just went and said "Look honey! A car!"


There were hundreds of them.


... I don't think she'll let me live this down.


#7 Horse





As we were driving along the road we saw a horse with its head over a gate. We slowed down, she opens the window and says “Mooooooo”.


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