Student Fails Exam By Not Closing Porn Tab On His Phone After Masturbating (VIRAL STORY)

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This embarrassing, but no less hilarious story was published on r/tifu subreddit. In case you didn't know, "TIFU" is an acronym that stands for "today I f*cked up" which pretty much sums up the content on the subreddit. A Reddit user who goes by the name @paulastya published a story called "TIFU by not closing the tab of porn on my phone after masturbating." At the time of writing, the post garnered  1.9k comments. The Typical Student team delivers a spicy student fail story. Enjoy!

 

Stress Relief Before The Exam

The typical day started for @paulastya with a shower and a masturbation session browsing PornHub in his phone. This almost got him late to his exam. When he entered the auditorium with his exam paper, he was looking for a pen in his pocket, but suddenly felt the phone. The student hoped he wouldn't get in trouble with the phone in his pocket as the Unfair Means Squad was about to check if the students are cheating.    

 

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Busted!

One of the profs on the squad asked @paulastya to empty his pockets and show what was in them. Once the student emptied his pockets, the prof took his phone and implied he had been cheating on an exam. When he denied cheating, she demanded to unlock the phone. He did and his heart nearly stopped as he recognized the black screen from a paused porn video he had been watching before heading to the exam. 

The prof, however, kept insisting @paulastya had been cheating from a video, so she clicked the play button. And then it all went down as the porn actresses started screaming and moaning in the video. 

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On The Bright Side

 

The prof dropped the phone in disgust which resulted in @paulastya failing the Computational Mathematics exam. He also had to write an apology to the Dean of Academics and Convenor of Examination. 

On the bright side, a girl sitting next to the student asked what porn that was, so  he sent her the link. 

 

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And, surprisingly, the girl accompanied @paulastya to the admin office where his phone was confiscated.  

 

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Eventually, @paulastya was amazed by the comments he read on the thread. He also said that the Indian people would probably understand why such strict action had been taken against him.

 

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