10 ABSURD Newspaper Headlines To Prove The World Is a Weird Place

If you love weird newspaper headlines as much as we do, these are just the thing to entertain you! Unbelievable, absurd, and hilarious - these news will make you say "what the heck?" and you'll be absolutely right. The Typical Student team has collected 10 ABSURD Newspaper Headlines To Prove The World Is a Weird Place, so go check them out immediately. 

#1 Conspiracy theorists, anyone:

#2 When size does matter:

#3 Brothel back-to-school party: 

#4 Of mascots and earthquakes: 

#5 The biting protest: 

#6 No beer for the Aussies: 

#7 Robbery in a nutshell:

#8 Ever tried clogging your toilet with big bucks?

#9 Now, this IS scary: 

#10 When you have nobody to share a drink with: